Spelling out the school initials
At the dance!
Traditional dancing
The football final
The kickoff!
A place to share my adventures with those who care to read. This represents only my views, not the views of the US Government, the Peace Corps, the Cameroon Government, or anyone mentioned here.
Ok, yes, it's been too long. Working on it!!!
Here's the “summer wrap-up”: Bafia is pretty much my least favorite city in Cameroon. Dirty water, no good street food, rude people (French speakers screaming “F*** you!”? Seriously??), nearly as hot as Mamfe...yeah, not a cool place. But, that's where Peace Corps (in their wisdom) held training for the newest group of volunteers this summer. So I got to hang out there for a month with them. Nothing too exciting to report—basically a rerun of last year's training, only that I'm on the flipside. Upgrade: allowed to drink more than one beer. Downgrade: responsibility. In any case, I hope I never have to go there again, at least so I don't get pinkeye again. Holy cow! Worst pinkeye ever—I felt like I had leprosy. Then it got better, because the eyedrops were orange, like fluorescent road worker vest orange. Cool.
Came back to Mamfe the first week of August, and was SOOO happy to be back! Highlights of August included: hanging out with a group of motorcycle taxi-boys and teaching them First Aid with Jessica (taking off a latex glove is JUST close enough to a condom demo to incite laughter). Going to a football tournament, also with Jessica, in her village. This involved cheering, being taught what “off-sides” is, and a lot of drinking. Hanging out with Stella, my friend in Okoyong in case you forgot, and just general relaxing before getting ready for school to start.
And now the school term is in full swing! My school had excellent results in the national exams, and has experienced an enrollment boost that can likely be attributed to those results. And as a result of that, I'm teaching 21 periods this year, as opposed to 16 last year. I've dropped two levels of computer (thank goodness!), but picked up Chemistry for Form 1 (about 6th grade). There are two classes of Form 1, so it's a lot! But the curriculum isn't too bad, the kids are squirrely and can't really read very well, but I'm managing. I'm also holding practicals one afternoon per week for the girls that I'm not actually teaching computer to this year (they hired a part timer, so she's teaching them wednesday and saturday mornings, but she wants the exam classes to have extra time to review practicals). And, if the power company will ever cooperate, I'm planning to do one afternoon a week of teacher computer literacy. So I'll be busy this year, but I'm excited about it!
Things I'm looking forward to over the next 8 months (yes, that's all that's left!): Teacher's day and the School feast are both up this week (check back a year ago if you forgot about those!). The fabric for this year is an absolutely hideous lime green, but I'm gonna mix it in with some satin and try for something crazy....Oh yeah, and my birthday is this month! I've made my postmates promise not to do anything involving naked men jumping out of a cake. But with these kids....I don't know what will happen. And then in December my Dad and Amanda are coming to visit!!!! On the agenda is climbing Mt. Cameroon, Christmas in Mamfe, and possibly trekking through the rainforest looking for elephants (TBD). I am SUPER excited to see them and show them what I've been up to for the last year and a half!
In other (sadder) news, my little dog Moki has gone to a better place....town, that is. After coming back from my month and a half away, it became clear to me that Moki and I will both be happier if she stayed with the family that had been taking care of her while I was gone. There are more people around for her to play with and take care of her, and they're not terrified of her the way most of my neighbors and friends were. I have a lot going on this year, and won't be as available to handle all the responsibility of having a dog. So, it's sad, but I'm pretty sure it's for the best, especially as I wasn't ever planning on taking her back to the states with me.
Packages: Lindsay gets a gold star for the funniest package yet, including fuse beads, friendship bracelets, and lanyard making materials. Dad has kept me well-shod the whole time I've been here, and just as my running (not that I run) shoes were starting to die, new ones get here. Amanda Matthews gets bonus points for dealing with “girl shopping” for tank tops to replace the ones that Cameroon has eaten. Greg has tormented me by only sending half of the second season of West Wing. Gigi, as always, has satisfied my “gourmet” tastebuds with more delectable deliciousness than I can describe. Gram keeps me reading and thinking, and Mom (until the thievery of small children) kept my water tasting tastier than it thought it could be. THANK YOU ALL!!!!! Current requests: Steady stream of underwear and wide-strap ribbed tank tops, as Cameroon's appetite for casual clothing is insatiable. Clif bars get me through the 12 hour car rides (btw, never traveling in the rainy season again). Crystal light or similar. Books/movies. Etc. Surprise me!
On the horizon: The southwest and northwest regions are putting together a massive library project! KK, who is awesome, is leading the way, so be on the lookout for a link to donate soon! Also, you can go to www.booksforafrica.org for more info, maybe you can even send some books! The issue of literacy here is SO serious—something like a third of kids come into secondary school not being functionally literate, and, in my opinion, I think a lot of the issue is having NO access to printed materials, at any age! Zero reading culture, it's sad, but I think this project might help it along. I'll keep you all posted.
That's it for now! Sending all kinds of love and hugs across the ocean, I'm missing everyone, and starting to dream about everything I'll do and everyone I'll see and everything I'll EAT when I get back! Love you all, keep in touch!!
Second term is finished! Huzzah! In classic Cameroonian fashion, the end of the term was a giant ball of stress for me. We had to write our end of term exams in the middle of February. This was bad for several reasons: 1) I'm a new teacher, and am not clear on how long it will take for me to cover topics. So, I made a conservative estimate. No trouble. 2) We were not told when the term would end. So, I made a conservative estimate. And then found out I was a week shorter than I thought. Oops. 3) Finally, the last full week of the term, the school's annual retreat would be thursday and friday of that week. This means that classes were cancelled so that students would be silent and communicating with God. Oh crap.
So, I blew through a couple of topics I meant to cover more throroughly, and fortunately it's a boarding school, so I could hold some extra classes when I feel like it! We also lost most of a day of classes due to Women's Day (more later), the monday before exams started on Wednesday, then Tuesday most of the teachers didn't show up...so I stole their periods to hold extra revision. Yay for capitalizing!
THEN, of course, I'm giving practical exams for computer...and the power goes out. God, however, smiled on me, and SONEL (the power company, Sometimes, Or Never, Expect Light) turned the power back on THIRTY MINUTES before I had scheduled practicals to start! Hooray!! So, everything worked out alright, and all is well, my grades are finished and entered, and I'm good to go!
Other business: Women's Day! This is the day that we celebrate women by having them march past all the big men of the town. And there's special fabric. And I'd post pictures if my computer would read my camera card....but it won't, and the cable is not with me at the moment. Sorry! But, saw the women march, managed to weasel my way out of it this year, but will probably have to do it next year. Then went out for lunch/drinks in the afternoon, which turned into the evening....per typical Cameroonian style! Yay for white girls dancing! It was good times...
And then let's talk about Mango season. This is not technically a holiday, but I think it should be. There are about 10 mango trees on my school's campus, which is awesome! The kids bring me mangoes, I've rerouted my morning dog walk to go past as many trees as I can....the result is that I'm going to turn into a mango slowly. Oh yes, it will happen.
Current Affairs: I'm in Yaounde! That's the capital, in case you've forgotten. I haven't been here since we arrived last June! I'm on the Education Steering Committee, and we're meeting to discuss issues such as learning disabilities, and generally trying to decide where the education program in Cameroon should go. Fun stuff! After this, I'm heading to the East region of Cameroon to visit volunteers there and see what there is to see. So look for more coming soon! Following the East, we have plan to ride bicycles from Mamfe to Nigeria! So much more to come soon!
Internet: I'm in the capital at the moment, so I have internet for a few days. Unfortunately, due to “Africa” problems, my personal internet connection is out for the moment. Hopefully will be back by the time I'm back at post, but if it's not, don't worry, I'm not dead or unconscious, I just live in Africa, that's all!
Packages: Thanks go out to Dad, Mom, Gram (x2!), Amanda, and Illinois crew! I now have about a 6 month supply of clif/other assorted bars! Which is great for the upcoming bike to the border trip! On the package front, please continue to send clif bars, trail mix, jelly beans, and chocolate, which apparently survives quite well! Cadbury eggs even made it! Wet wipes, on the other hand, are not needed until further notice—I'm pretty sure I'm at a full 2 year supply by now, thanks!
Sending love your way! Missing everyone! Keep letting me know what's going on back stateside!
Back to Work...
Well, post Christmas was a bit of waiting and relaxing. The school's compound was strangely quiet, as all of the girls were of course back at home with their families. I read a lot, planned some lessons, and that was about it for the break! Hung out with friends in town a bit as well, helping the new kids on the block to get well-adjusted.
And then school started again! And things have been a bit crazy since then, as should be imagined. Word on the street is that second and third terms go MUCH faster than the first, due to a number of holidays that interrupt classes, and various Peace Corps related activities that also cut into teaching time. So, gotta move FAST to cover the syllabus.
In good news, I've only had the power be out once so far during a computer class, so keep your fingers crossed that the (American-owned) power company keeps my light on, at least during my teaching hours! I've also let my Form 2 girls invade the biology and chemistry labs, with limited success (we got kicked out for disturbing an older class once), but they've been enjoying themselves. Classroom management is continuing to be a challenging learning process, especially in the computer lab. Anyone remember Mr. Packham, affectionately referred to as Pac-Man from middle school? He was our computer teacher, and I'd love to know how he did it. Probably had something to do with having current model computers in enough quantity to have each student at their own, but....who knows, really?
Other interesting stories include attending my first Cameroonian funeral, and actually, I think something like my third ever funeral, and the first since I've been an adult. The son-in-law of one of the teachers passed away suddenly due to a brain lesion—very sad, he had a young family, had just built a house, and had a very promising career ahead of him. It's a loss for the family and the country, by my estimation. The funeral was very emotionally powerful—there is little reservedness of emotions here, so at times it seemed like the entire village literally was wailing and weeping. I avoided the open casket—my American squeamishness couldn't handle it, but I was really touched by how deeply everyone demonstrated their feelings for this young man. Almost all of the teachers from the school went to show their support for the family, despite the fact that most had never met the man. Very very sad, and touching.
On a lighter note, this weekend we had our quarterly regional meeting. With three newbies in the Mamfe area bringing our total to 6, we held the meeting here, so everyone else got to experience the infamous Mamfe roads. I don't think anyone wants to make that trip again soon, but agreed that Mamfe is a very nice place once you're here! We've got two big projects coming up as a region—a booth at the Race for Hope, a foot race to the top of Mt. Cameroon, and “Bike to the Border”, a bicycle tour from Mamfe to the Nigerian border, both intending to educate about HIV/AIDS prevention and awareness. Look for more news in the future, including a chance to help out yourself! We're writing a grant proposal to get the funding for the bike tour, if it goes through, you'll have the chance to donate on the Peace Corps website. If you've got some extra funds lying around, feel free to check out the Cameroon section of the PC website, and donate to someone else's project! https://www.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=resources.donors.contribute.donatenow&
Moki continues to grow and grow and grow, feel free to include some dog treats or toys in your next package. Her current favorite came courtesy of Gram Carol, and is a Hannukah-themed wiener dog squeaky toy, complete with yarmulke and dreidle. Hilarious. Also included in that package was Dagoba chocolate, which SURVIVED the trip. Just a thought....
In other other news, I've joined the education steering committee, so that means that I'll be giving input to administration about the education program in general. On that note, just today I met a woman who was coming to visit her alma mater—she graduated in 67, and has since moved to the US, and attended UCLA. She was taught chemistry by a PCV in Form 2, which is exactly what I teach now. Now, on the one hand, it's really neat to be part of a legacy, but on the other...what has PC accomplished at this school in the last 40 years? It's a challenging question that is asked a lot, that I'm now asking myself, and not coming up with the answers. Remind me some time, and I'll try to answer it after I've been here a bit longer.
That's all for now folks! Continuing to send love your way, especially this month towards all of my CSL friends—missed my first winter teen camp EVER, and that was hard! I miss you all and love you all, and look forward always to hearing from you!